ColdFusion Muse

Always Check on the Last Thing You Changed

If you can sing this with a sort of smarmy accent like Eric Idle it makes it really pop to the tune of "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life".

Your server's feeling bad,
It can really Make you mad,
JRUN maxed can make you swear and Curse,
When your chewing CFGristle,
Don't Grumble, Give a Whistle
And this will help things turn out for the best

Always check on the last thing you changed
(whistle cheerfully here)
Always check on the last thing you changed.

If CF's being Rotten,
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to check the freaking SVN,
For anything that's newish
Roll it back, don't be bluish
Just pucker up and whistle, that's the thing


Always check on the last thing you changed
(whistle cheerfully here)
Always check on the last thing you changed.

...I'm not sure what was in that mimosa...